MASKED REPTILE HAT
The fastest way to become a cold-blooded ninja is to become an adolescent GMO martial reptile. And the best way to become one (short of swimming in radioactive ooze) is this hat. Transform into a Renaissance Turtle in the blink of an eye, and use your newfound anonymity to take on the seedy underbelly of NYC. Or eat pizza. It's up to you.
This hat is available with a red, blue, orange or purple mask that it attached to the front rim and ties in the back.