© 2016 by Level Up Nerd Apparel. 

The fastest way to become a cold-blooded ninja is to become an adolescent GMO martial reptile. And the best way to become one (short of swimming in radioactive ooze) is this hat. Transform into a Renaissance Turtle in the blink of an eye, and use your newfound anonymity to take on the seedy underbelly of NYC. Or eat pizza. It's up to you.


This hat is available with a red, blue, orange or purple mask that it attached to the front rim and ties in the back.


Made from soft acrylic yarn, doubled up for extra warmth and comfort.

Designed and handmade by yours truly in a smoke-free home. 



Measure around the head from the eyebrows to the nape of the neck:

Child – 20 to 21”

Adult – 22 to 23”

XL Adult – >23”


Masked Reptile hat || Made to order

  • Gentle hand/machine wash in cold water; lay flat to dry.